Welcome
Our names are Mitch & Jazmin Herbert, proud owners and operators of Bert’s Quality Provisions and we welcome and thank you for your visit and patronage. When I was growing up, you see I never needed a nickname because everyone called me “Bert”. You may assume that it is because of my last name Herbert, but I will let you in on a secret, it is because my middle name is “Bert”. That’s right Mitchell Bert Herbert and I am the fourth after my father (Michael Bert), grandfather (Bert Jr.), and great grandfather (Bert Sr.) who all shared this uncommon, but proud name. I joke that my great great grandfather started this trend because who could ever forget an individual with that combination of names.
We hope you have an unforgettable experience with Bert’s Quality Provisions and our original approach to traditional slow-smoked meats cooked low and slow over oak and pecan and scratchmade homestyle sides. We take great pride in our recipes, procurement and processes with our aim to deliver a high quality and consistent product to our customers.
Hospitality Philosophy and Menus
"True hospitality consists of giving the best of yourself to your guest."' - Eleanor Roosevelt
"It didn't take me long to understand the communal aspect of hospitality and food. Some of my best memories growing up were when family and friends gathered around a table and home-cooked food to celebrate the big and small events of life. It was by no accident that some of those best memories were centered around great food that was prepared with talent, time, patience, and love. Bert's Quality Provisions' menus are built around what we would proudly and gladly serve our friends and family with love."- Mitch "Bert"
Catering & Special Events Menu
High-Quality Ingredients
Bert’s Quality Provisions is proud to offer our selection of high-quality reputable sources for our beef, pork and poultry products. Our grain-fed and wet-aged beef brisket is USDA Choice grade or higher from a single-source program for uniformity and reliability. Our fresh premium natural bone-in pork shoulders (butts) and pork loins are minimally processed. Our top-of-the-line premium baby back and St. Louis pork ribs are hand-selected and butchered to optimum standards. Our chicken and turkey poultry items are all natural with no artificial additives. Preparation of our homestyle sides start off with premium base ingredients to enhance our recipes for exceptional quality and dependability.
Business Approach
Our family's game changer came with the birth of our son Jackson in October 2017. Jackson Bert was born with a rare congenital heart condition that required us to seek a more flexible quality of life to meet the daily demands of our family.
By design, Bert's Quality Provisions does not have a traditional bricks and mortar location. The flexibility of our commissary support space, full kitchen on wheels and mobile eatery operations, gives us the opportunity to serve our customers where they are whether that be for corporate events, special events, community festivals and events, small catering, mobile eatery, and family meals to-go.
Our aim is to stay small, offering quality over quantity with unmatched level of personalized service for our customers.
Corporate
Are you a business leader looking to hold a celebration or milestone event for employees? Bert's Quality Provisions' mobile eatery and traditional catering options are available to assist with your event planning. Our menu of slow-smoked meats and homestyle side dishes are popular with our clients and their associates. With flexible menu options, affordability, year-round operations, multi-shift availability, and the ability to serve destination locations across Southern Indiana and Greater Louisville, Bert's Quality Provisions would greatly appreciate the opportunity to serve your team.
Weddings
Are you a future bride and groom planning your wedding for 2023? Are you a family member or friend assisting with wedding details? With wedding planning season upon us with upcoming wedding shows and expos, please keep Bert's Quality Provisions in mind as a preferred caterer when booking a venue and date. Our menu of slow-smoked meats and homestyle side dishes are popular with our wedding clients and their guests. With flexible menu options, affordable pricing and the ability to serve destination locations across Southern Indiana and Greater Louisville, Bert's Quality Provisions would greatly appreciate the opportunity to be apart of your family and loved ones special day.
Community Festivals & Events
Is your institution holding a community or private event in 2023. Join the list of Bert's Quality Provisions" customers and clients that utilize our special event services on a recurring basis or for one-off celebrations throughout the year. Our list of customers includes municipalities, churches, membership clubs, for-profits, not-for-profits, public and private schools, and parent-teacher organizations.
Small Catering
Keep Bert's Quality Provisions in mind for the smaller gatherings, but no less important occasions in your family and social life. We are here to assist with your special event catering needs for milestone birthday or anniversary celebrations, high school or college graduations, wedding or baby showers, rehearsal dinners, family reunions, celebrations of life, and other significant moments with family and friends.
Mobile Eatery
BQP is proud to serve the Southern Indiana and Greater Louisville communities with daily food concession services. Please check out our mobile eatery menus and calendar for dates, locations and times.
Family Meals To-Go
Let BQP provide your family's or small office meal solution with meals to-go comprised of selection of slow-smoked meats and homestyle warm and cold side dishes. Please check out our family meals to-go menu for selection and quantity options. Weekly and daily preorders are welcomed.
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Contact Bert's Quality Provisions for a custom quote for your upcoming personal, corporate or community event. We look forward to the opportunity to provide you and your guests our high quality products and excellent customer service.
Reviews & Testimonials
As a small business, public ratings and reviews are an important way to promote our services to new customers. If you are so inclined, we would greatly appreciate your feedback on either Facebook or Google reviews (hyperlinks included).
We also welcome customer testimonials and word-of-mouth referrals we can share on our website and in social media.